You leave the door open, I'm going to walk right through
- 1st Coworker: Don't take this the wrong way, but you should wear your hair down and straight more often.
- Me: ...thanks.
- 2nd Coworker: Yeah, don't take that the wrong way, Sara; he didn't mean it as a compliment or anything
- Me: [laugh]
- 1st Coworker: No, I just meant so she didn't think I was being creepy.
- Me: But, M, I already know you're creepy!
