“I think something I joke about with Adam is his, and You Look Nice Today’s fanbase, is largely composed of a particular kind of person who really cares about fonts.”
Take 10 or 15 minutes out of your day today and rate/review some of the apps you use on your iPhone in the App Store. Most people have tons of apps on their phones, many of which they love, but we’re all guilty of forgetting or not bothering to review them in the store.
Let’s make this afternoon the first official Rate iPhone Apps Friday.
I used to lived and worked in London (where I met London herself). One Casual Friday afternoon, the office Hooray Henry, whom on this occasion donned a pink polo, turned to the room and asked:
Does anyone have any Phil Collins on an iPod?
He was serious. I can’t say I’m a fan of Phil Collins. I can’t say I’m a fan of R&B boy band Naturally 7. But one doesn’t have to be a fan of either to appreciate the musicality of this a cappella rendition of ‘In The Air Tonight’, live in the Paris Subway. Even the commuters are getting into it.
A while back— days, months, years? I don’t know and it doesn’t matter— I watched this and realized that In the Air Tonight is no longer Phil Collins’ song. It’s impossible for me to hear any other version of that song, including the excellent Cadbury Gorilla one, without thinking of this.
Look at this. I mean, the talent and the balls to perform this tight, on a train— that means in public you pussies and that guy with his back to all of this, couldn’t look more like a douche. Yes, I’m small for noticing.
No, you’re not: he looks ridiculous; the way he looks behind him and then tries to be sly once he realizes he’s on camera.
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Also, what better way to procrastinate than by plundering my iTunes library?
I can’t sleep, so why not! (Mixing and matching w/ Neven Mrgan’s iTunes Stats and tossing in one of my own, too.)
Number of Songs: 7,557 Number of Albums: 1,309 Most Recently Played Song: Jay-Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulder [Explicit] Most Played Song: Cee-Lo - Kung Fu Fighting Most Played Song that maybe you haven’t heard: Fred Everything - Mercyless feat Wayne Tennant Most Recently Added Album: Brian Eno - Ambient 1: Music for Airports
First Song Alphabetically: Birdy Nam Nam - Abbessess Last Song Alphabetically: Dr. Dre & LL Cool J - Zoom Smallest Song Numerically: Amerie - 1 Thing Biggest Song Numerically: Binary Finary - 1998 (Original Mix)
Shortest Song: The Cinematic Orchestra - The Projectionist (0:07) (2nd Shortest Song): Rahzel - For the Ladies (0:09) Longest Song: Michael Tilson Thomas & the SFO - Appalachian Spring (35:52) [there are longer, but they’re DJ mixes, not songs] Shortest Song with a 5-star rating: The Cinematic Orchestra - Voyage (0:23) Longest Song with a 5-star rating: Dave Matthews Band - Seek Up (Live @ RR) (13:29)
First Album Alphabetically: Ray LaMontagne - Acre of Land Last Album Alphabetically: Matisyahu - Youth First Album Numerically: Quadrant - 1.1 Last Album Numerically: Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak
Most Recent iTunes/Amazon Purchase: Demi Lovato - Here We Go Again (what?) First Five Songs That Pop Up On iTunes DJ: Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire - Eugene Solar House - Freedom Matt Morris - Betting Man Fuel - Bad Day edIT - Certified Air Raid Material
“But John survived, grew into Nick Stahl and has now matured into Bruce Wayne — I mean Christian Bale, all grizzled cheekbones and frayed vocal cords — while the original T-800 runs the State of California.”
Some of my favorite writers (Matthew Baldwin and Avery Edison amongst them) are reading Infinite Jest this summer. This is a swell idea, one I’ll happily try to participate in.
I tried once before, unaided, and after 30 hard-fought pages, the book sat on the shelf for more than a year before it was finally returned to its owner.
Potentially the year’s most annoyingly phrased and delivered line of dialog as we head into the moviegoing summer.
Word.
My affection for Christian Bale’s ability to enter stage left and steal whatever scene he’s in notwithstanding: can we dispense with the Batman-whisper? It grates.
Will Arnett and Alec Baldwin are the only ones who can do the menacing whisper, so just stop it, Christian Bale. (NBC is way too good at pulling down non-authorized videos and way too sucky at having enough [good] clips on hulu…there’s nary a “‘talking like this’ contest” video to be found. Lame.)