Ignoring for a second the spiffy version of a carousel and the lovely photos: look at those tomatoes and peppers! I bet those would be fantastic with some hash browns. Or on thick, toasted sourdough.
COP: You need to go to your office and see if anything’s been taken. See if a crime has been committed. Then call us and we’ll come out there. ME: People are fucking in my office. In the middle of the night. For money. Without my permission. Certainly there’s a crime there. And it’s a brand new Ikea leather couch. I would say the couch’s innocence has been taken if nothing else. COP: You need to go up there and see. ME: I’m scared. COP: It’s Larchmont, sir. It’s safe. ME: I’m gonna beg to differ.
Cracking me up: “it’s Larchmont, sir” might be my new verbal eye roll.
The first part is likely to keep you interested the full 10 minutes (esp the character breakdown), but it’s the first couple minutes of Part 2 that are (so far) the kicker: comparing the opening scenes from “A New Hope” and “Phantom Menace”.
So good. (Let me be clear: the analysis bits are “so good.” All the extra nonsense with the hookers and blah blah ex-wife got old real fast. Apart from being, y’know, kinda sick, it’s fucking distracting.)
